Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.
Posted by My OB said WHAT?!?.
“I’ll Buy You Breakfast.”
“I’ll buy you breakfast.” – OB, in consolation, to father after breaking the mother’s water for induction and discovering a frank breech baby which meant an automatic cesarean.
I often wondered, what with all the ultrasounds and cervical checks doctors like to do in late pregnancy, how anyone could have a surprise breech baby at delivery. Then with my last baby, he started turning transverse in the last week before my due date, and by my labor, was breech. But no one was surprised – the nurse took one look at my belly while I was laboring in the shower and said the baby was definitely not head down. She was more accurate than the ding dong OB who externally examined me with my first breech baby, insisting that the head I felt in my ribs was really a butt. Who knows – had I not listened to him I may never have gone through a c-section in the first place, since by then I still had time for them to do a version (which they never offered, BTW).
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Is this from the same incident as a couple of days ago, or is obstetrics rife with doctors who are incompetent at determining the baby’s position?
Before a doctor breaks the amniotic membranes for an induction, shouldn’t the doctor make sure doing so is safe? That, say, the cord won’t prolapse, that the baby is head-down and engaged, etc?
And with all these women getting ultrasounds that predict a baby between 8 and 18 pounds, they don’t think to run the scanner over the women they induce to make sure induction is actually safe and advisable (and that the baby is the right age)?
Not diagnosing a breech seems a bit like not knowing your car is in reverse rather than drive. It should be a fairly obvious thing for a trained professional to rule out.
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The Deranged Housewife Reply:
July 3rd, 2010 at 5:02 pm (Quote)
“Not diagnosing a breech seems a bit like not knowing your car is in reverse rather than drive. It should be a fairly obvious thing for a trained professional to rule out.”
I love this. Hilarious and totally true!
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Sarah Dorrance-Minch Reply:
July 3rd, 2010 at 5:19 pm (Quote)
Which reminds me, I think a lot of OBs would prefer that women were cars.
Start labour with pit: like putting the key in the ignition.
Uh oh, something’s making a funny knocking noise – better troubleshoot. Hook up some wires and let’s run some tests on the engine. Measure the contractions and all that.
Vehicle’s making noise and complaining – get the epidural, add some Demerol and promethazine to the bupivicaine drip. There. Purring like a kitten now.
From here, things can go one of two ways: an emergency or a series of emergencies will necessitate lifting the bonnet and looking at what’s inside, removing the passenger via the Jaws of Life in the process; or the vehicle will perform on the test course more or less adequately. If the latter is the case, the doctor is willing to pimp your ride (episiotomy with husband stitch).
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Sarah Dorrance-Minch Reply:
July 3rd, 2010 at 5:20 pm (Quote)
PS. I just realized that this, of course, makes nurses into the “pit crew.”
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I’m surprised they didn’t know it was breech. I have a friend who is a doula and she’s had some directionally challenged babies the last couple of weeks. They knew which end was up at the delivery. Even my own OB was able to tell *gasp* without u/s if my son was head down or not. He considered ordering another u/s to confirm that DS was head down, but after listening again for where the heart beat was and some palpitations, we realized he was in the right position after all. I doubt I would have been allowed to deliver a breech baby, but my OB is pretty flexible…so who knows.
I think the breech=c/s idea is dumb. My dad was a breech baby and 50 years ago they still let women push out breech babies. You’d think with medical advances, it’d be easier to get them out.
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Oh for pete’s sake! My last midwife appointment was with a TRAINEE midwife and she could tell precisely how my baby was positioned from feeling around my abdomen. She is not even certified yet and I’ve got some extra padding to have to feel through and she could still tell. How does Dr. Dumdum not know the baby’s breech before inducing?! Unless babay flipped while they were turing on the pit there isn’t really an excuse for that.
And SO WHAT if baby’s breech?! Or twins?! Why is it that ONLY singleton babies who are born before their due date and are head down are allowed to have a shot at natural birth? It annoys me. How did they think twins and breech babies came out in the “olden days?” By magic? My husband’s mother was born breech. Not just breech, but BUTT first. YEOWCH! Grandma’s told us that story a couple times. If she can push out a baby born folded double and coming out bum first… well she’s my hero.
I wish everyone was given a chance to TRY. Medical interventions are supposed to be there for EMERGENCIES, not come standard with labor. *sigh*
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I would think the OP could sue for gross negligence. Why would they even break waters before induction in the first place? Shouldn’t they start the pit and see if labor moves along? and what about Bishops Scores? Shouldn’t they leave themselves in a position that if labor doesn’t cooperate they can send mommy home and try again in 2 or 3 days? Way too many induction going on in the first place. What if the cord had prolapsed? This doctor shouldn’t be practising anywhere on anyone. Forget breakfast Dr. Bozo, just sent me a bill for a vaginal delivery rather than a c-section! Oh and you can also pay for a home health care aid for one to six weeks while the mom/wife recovers! I do hope this is the same OP and the other one. I would hate to think there are two of them out there!
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I am not trained to do so, but even I can tell a breech when I feel one/ or am told where kicks are felt the most. I spent my entire 2nd trimester fretting because my daughter was lying transverse. (she turned and I had my UC)
But really, who’s afraid of a little bum? They may enter the world backwards, but at least they land on their feet!
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Sarah Dorrance-Minch Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 11:29 am (Quote)
Remember the comments from some of the medical professionals in the “What are you doing” thread? Maybe it’s just that obstetricians have a pathological fear of being mooned.
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Free breakfast?
That totally makes up for this slight inconvenience. Thanks doc, you’re so nice and thoughtful!
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Jane Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 10:54 am (Quote)
“Whoops, I started to pour the Froot Loops but realized I’d slit open the wrong end of the cereal box! Sorry they all spilled out on the floor. My bad. I’ll buy you lunch instead.”
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Sarah Dorrance-Minch Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 am (Quote)
Funny you should mention Froot Loops. Although I think maybe this doctor may be better embodied by Frosted Flakes.
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Heather P Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 11:12 pm (Quote)
“Of course, that Egg McMuffin totally makes up for the induction on my wife without you checking to see if the baby was breech first.”
What about the mother? Where are her Wheaties? I’m guessing/hoping she wasn’t in the room when this incredibly insensitive comment was made.
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The Deranged Housewife Reply:
July 3rd, 2010 at 5:03 pm (Quote)
Notice how only the dad gets breakfast offered to him; because the mom can’t eat while in active labor/because she hasn’t passed gas yet.
Dear God..
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“IT’S MALE BONDING TIME! Come on, we’ll leave the little woman here to recover. So sorry about having to alter YOUR wife. Let’s go eat. I know a great cave bar that serves these giant pterodactyl omelettes that are bigger than your head, heck, bigger than my head, ha ha. You’ll love it.”
Uuuuuuuugh
By the way, was that amniotomy remotely necessary? Or were you just trying to hurry things along to a pace you found more satisfying, or give your hands something to do because you were getting bored waiting?
And not all frank breeches are automatic c-sections, if you’ve had any training on how to assist at those sort of births, anyway, which all things considered, Doc, you probably haven’t. I’m not sure you would have known that prematurely rupturing the membranes was the stupidest thing you could have done – if you’d palpated ahead of time and detected a breech, you might have known to leave the mother alone to see if the baby would flip at the last minute, as some do, and at the very least you would have avoided raising the risk of cord prolapse.
Or maybe you did realize some of that as the amniotic fluid whooshed out, and thought a nice apology breakfast (to the father, since he’s the one that apparently counts in your book) would cover up your goof?
I hope next time Mom finds a better care provider. Good heavens, what nerve.
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Am I the only cynic that is worried hat he brome her water BECAUSE she was breech so that he could have a “valid” reason for the surgery? Also, how did he discover the breech? Stuck his fingers in? But. Doc, I thought you’re not supposed to s anything in there after the water
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Sarah Dorrance-Minch Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:44 pm (Quote)
No, it’s a reasonable hypothesis, if not a foregone conclusion. But hey, that c-section left him with a little downtime, enough to go grab a bit of breakfast.
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Actually, i could see this being said in a genuinely appologetic way. Don’t a lot of people wake up from a cSection hungry?
On the other hand if he said it JUST to the father, that’s kinda ikky. And due to it appearing on this site I’m betting it wasn’t said in a kind way. But the OB that delivered my friend’s son (via vaginal bypass… i love that term.) brought a pizza to her when she was cleared for food. All through her 12 hour, nonproductive labor sh kept telling the doctor she was gonna get a pizza when she left the hospital. (hers started naturally, she just wouldn’t “open up” apparently. The doctor told her it was a fluke and OF COURSE she would have a normal birth next time. Then pulled the “trust me, I’m a doctor” line.)
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I posted this. A fellow doula shared this story a few months ago. It was a female OB, who was inducing for “post-dates” (gag!)and was sure of the position. I’m floored that an “expert” didn’t determine position. In my experience, it’s confirmed before induction of any sort, but especially an AROM induction.
After the surgery, the OB indicated that the mom had set herself up for the outcome by having a birthplan. What happened to the sausage biscuit?
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The Deranged Housewife Reply:
July 3rd, 2010 at 5:06 pm (Quote)
“Set herself up?” That’s kind of like inferring she performed an ECV on herself to get the baby to turn breech. What the heck?? Wow. If I were in your shoes, I could never keep my mouth shut about these things and would probably get myself fired. On second thought, maybe I shouldn’t be a doula someday after all … LOL
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Sarah Dorrance-Minch Reply:
July 3rd, 2010 at 5:28 pm (Quote)
“After the surgery, the OB indicated that the mom had set herself up for the outcome by having a birthplan. What happened to the sausage biscuit?”
Gag me with a SPOON…
And a female OB, at that. The remarks quoted in the initial submission were so sexist in context, I just assumed they were made by a male. Taking the husband aside, getting chummy with him over breakfast, using the helpless female companion as a way to bond – she had a rough time of it, didn’t she, but we’ll take care of her. So sorry things went that way, let me make it up to you… I have heard that often, female doctors (especially obstetricians) are under pressure in med school to prove themselves by becoming “regular guys,” one of the boys, etc etc. Especially if the med school in question is notorious for being sexist (I’ve heard legends about Georgetown University, for instance).
Eeeeew.
OTOH, that was really dumb of her – she basically implicated herself when she said that the mother asked for a c-section by daring to have a birth plan. I wonder how that panned out, later? Any complaints? Lawsuits?
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I’d be tempted to have him write that in my chart, so when I’m in LABOR with my VBAC I can have as much food and drink as I want without any push back from the staff.
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Sarah Dorrance-Minch Reply:
July 3rd, 2010 at 5:30 pm (Quote)
There’s a good chance they’ll ignore your chart and go by their routines anyway. Stuff some food in your bag instead. That’s what I should have done when I went in that first time.
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Heather P Reply:
July 4th, 2010 at 7:37 am (Quote)
I agree with Sarah. Bring your own food and drink and then they can’t take it away from you.
When I was pregnant with my first I was having regular 5 min contractions at 30 weeks. I went into the hospital and was there for 8 hours and all the while they were denying me food while waiting for the results of the Ffn test. Once they got my results they gave me a shot of terbutiline and about shoved me out the door before it’d had a chance to starte working.
Oops, sorry for the rant. But my point was they’ll deny you food even if you’re not in labor.
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wow. married to a man who was born frank breech, without issue, this just makes me want to hurl.
also, on the food issue, the hosp where i delivered allows eating in labor, but i also had spouse bring me a hamburger about half an hour before i pushed baby out.
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I dislike it all. The OB’s cavalier attitude towards an unexpected section, the induction (yes, I know they are sometimes medically warranted), the doctor being surprised by a breech baby in the first place, and that breech means automatic section most of the time!! I hate it all!!
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Fiona Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 5:23 am Fiona(Quote)
I think doctors are entitled to be surprised by breech babies – the rest sucks, though.
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Cara Reply:
July 6th, 2010 at 3:58 pm Cara(Quote)
Yes, but he shouldn’t be surprised upon breaking her water, he should have done Leopold’s maneuver upon admission to assess the baby’s position, as the nurse should have also.
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Rebecca Reply:
July 2nd, 2010 at 6:26 am Rebecca(Quote)
I hate it all, too. I was a breech baby and my mother pushed me out just fine. Then again, her OB was from abroad and probably had a ton of experience at it.
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