Mar 282010
 

“You look like a 60 year old woman down there!” – OB to 29 year old mother at an eight week postpartum visit.  He then went on to try and sell her a “Designer Vagina.”

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 March 28, 2010  OB, postpartum, vagina  Add comments

  22 Responses to “"You Look Like A 60 Year Old Woman Down There!"”

  1. NO. HE. DIDN’T.

    “From my perspective, you look like a 40-year-old A##HOLE!!!”

  2. “Awesome! Then in five more years, my hoo-hah can collect social security!”

  3. What the hell is wrong with some people? Does crap like that happen other areas of medicine? What in other industries? The people that try to sell new gutters or windows don’t treat people like that. What gives a doc the idea that has the right to say that?

    • People who sell gutters or windows get paid directly by you the customer, don’t get paid if they are incompetent or negligent, and have to give free consultations or no one would work with them. Doctors, on the other hand, get paid by a third party most of the time, get paid no matter what disproved or self-serving methods they use, and charge for consultations (unless you’re really informed and insist on interviews) so that it’s expensive even to shop around.

      In other words, the profit motive is too far removed from the doctor-client relationship.

  4. “Urge to kill rising… RISING…”

  5. I have to admit I’m now curious what makes a vagina appear to be sixty years old. And who he thinks is going to be seeing the inside of this woman’s privates.

    • That’s what I was thinking!

    • Well, the only way this could make any sense is to insinuate that the woman maybe makes a living on the cosmetic appearance of her vagina. Not a nice insinuation, doc.

      *shakes head*

      • But even if she had written “pole dancer” on her medical intake form, the paying public would only see the labia and not the interior, which is presumably where he was looking with his speculum.

  6. Designer Vagina? That has to be a sign of the apocalypse.

  7. According to my beliefs, I already have a Designer vagina. It was created just for me, with many useful and amazing features.

    I was born with it. At first, I didn’t even notice it. Eventually, I got married and my designer vagina performed as intended, to the delight of my husband and myself.

    I had the great blessing to become pregnant, and then my designer vagina fulfilled another aspect of its design, as my babies were born.

    My designer vagina is now more like a high-mileage model than a showroom fresh type, but like that reliable well-maintained high mileage vehicle it still “runs great!”

    I am very happy with my designer vagina, and thankful to my Designer for giving it to me.

    As for the cheap knockoffs being peddled by some charlatans out there, no thanks! I already have the top end model, why would I want something different?

    (I realize that some women DO require reconstructive surgery, and obviously in those cases, it’s terrific that can be done. For vanity? Not so much)

  8. This one made me cry a little. Why, why are some people so mean??

  9. Amen, Kat! I, too, have a designer vagina and it works just fine thank you very much. I wish folks would just leave our designer vaginas in peace. They keep trying to probe them, cut them up, sew them tighter, and make stupid-ass comments about them. That doc is a total idiot.

  10. I too have a designer vagina. God designed it, and it’s working just fine thanks very much. I’d find a new doctor. This shit is getting ridiculous!

  11. Report him to your states Medical Board. That is just beyond tacky, it’s a conflict of interest in my opinion.

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