“…We’ll Sew You A New Butthole.”

“Oh, its okay, well sew you new butthole” -OB to mother who suffered a 4th degree tear

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Rachel had this to say, Nov 24, 2009 @ 4:54 pm (Quote)

Thanks doc, so comforting.

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Sheva had this to say, Nov 24, 2009 @ 9:07 pm (Quote)

Is that the medical terminology? That’s the ONLY word he could come up with?

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Lindsey had this to say, Nov 26, 2009 @ 4:18 am (Quote)

This one makes me shudder. Really poor choice of words!

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Augusta had this to say, Nov 28, 2009 @ 6:55 am (Quote)

Creepy.

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Gloria had this to say, Apr 3, 2010 @ 3:56 pm (Quote)

I’m sorry, this made me laugh. That’s a statement I don’t think ANY woman plans to hear.

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Serene had this to say, Sep 1, 2010 @ 8:24 am (Quote)

*swearing my effing lungs out*

Been there, makes it no easier.

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shannon had this to say, Mar 11, 2011 @ 4:33 pm (Quote)

When I had my 4th degree repaired after my first birth the dr. (whom I’d never met, because I was delivered by a cnm) told me my tear looked like “hamburger meat”. That wasn’t really the best thing to hear at the time, either.

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