No; apparently they’re supposed to come out through a hole in your stomach! *rollseyes*

Two of mine came out that way. No tearing, no problems… they must be extra special to have managed the impossible.

My second must be pretty special, too! She pretty much shot out when I was on hands and knees.

It’s funny how medicine puts so much effort into finding ways to make laparoscopic surgeries through bellybuttons…but when it comes to giving birth, they’d rather cut a woman open than use the natural “exit”.

That’s right, if you want to keep a baby in there forever, just get on your hands and knees!