So that’s where the WMD were being hid. Good thing the military is on this one.

I had one OB say, “my a sunburst tear…I should’ve given you an episiotomy.” I also had a hemotoma. Nurse had been yelling at my husband to step back and had me push with all my might, and baby came out. I still have a hole in my labia to this day because it was sewn incorrectly. I didn’t heal after 6 weeks and had silver nitrate applied to heal me more.

If I didn’t know better, I would swear this was me! My husband said exactly the same thing while I was having my tear repaired after having my daughter with acuum assistance, no episiotomy.